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  • Head of Veg Full Time Part Time

    Tofu King Tasty Butthampton, Haynus £10,000 - £10,005 Per Annum, Inc. Benefits, OTE

    Do you have a passion for cabbage? A hot spot for spuds? A stiff one for cucumbers?   If so,...

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  • Chemistry Scientist Part Time

    Brian McOnions Lower Staines, Skidshire £100,000 - £100,001 Per Annum, Inc. Benefits, OTE

    Do you know what Chemistry is? And can you make it happen?   If so, I need you to come...

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  • Help Wanted Full Time Part Time

    Margarine Poops Gimpchester, Warts £1,000 - £1,001 Per Annum, Inc. Benefits, OTE

    Help wanted. No reason really. I just want some help in general. I’m a bit lonely and bored so someone to...

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  • Too Many Cooks Full Time

    Solutions Monkey West Klunt, Titshampton £1,000,000 - £1,000,005 Per Annum, Inc. Benefits, OTE

    Are you the sort of colleague who likes to blame their mistakes on others? Do you often shift the blame...

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  • Working Mum Full Time

    AbraKebabra Pumper’s Canal, Warts £20 - £25 Per Annum, Inc. Benefits, OTE

    Do you have any kids? Are you very busy 24/7 running around after them and constantly cleaning things up? Are...

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