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How do you like your eggs?
I bet not ‘off’?
Which is why we at top egg supplier, Chicks Dig It, need someone to stamp Expiry Dates on every one of the 5 million eggs we produce in a week. Marker pens will be provided as will gloves as this
role requires the employee to put their fingers up a chicken’s anus.
To cover extended sickness, the ideal candidate must like chickens and cocks (not that type of cock) and omelettes.
The candidate must also own a bachelor’s degree in aerospace engineering or a related field such as physics, chemistry, aerodynamics, propulsion, communications and mathematics.
This is the minimum requirement for entry-level Egg Expiry Date Stamper positions, and many candidates choose to pursue graduate degrees to enhance their Egg Stamping career prospects.
For more details please contact Clucky Lucky.