Do you know what writing is?
Have you got a pen?
Have you got any paper?
If so, Ideas Genie needs you!
We at Ideas Genie are only 14 so we know all about iPhones and Playstations and that but we’ve never used a pen and now I have to sign the lease on our new Portakabin plus a few contracts so can you do it for me?
If successful, the candidate will be able to expand into writing shopping lists, toilet graffiti and maybe even the biography of Ideas Genie founder and child prodigy, Zac Backencrack.
My mum might even let you draw her in the nude and write rude things on her bum-bum (no tattoos please).
For more details please contact Zac Backencrack.