Do you like walking?
Do you like stamping your feet as well?
Can you walk and stamp your feet for
up to 40 hours a week?
If so, major high street retailer, “World of Underpants”, in Skiddington needs you!
Following a recent tsunami in Flaps our floorboards have become a bit lose. We need an expert walker and foot stamper to continuously check every one of our 600,000 floorboards and flag any
gaps and cracks to our Floorboard Fixing Department based in the basement.
The ideal candidate will be educated by wolves and must have retina display, 4inch (diagonal)
LEDbacklit widescreen MultiTouch display, 1136by640pixel resolution at 326 ppi, 800:1 contrast
ratio (typical), 500 cd/m2 max brightness (typical), Full RGB standard, Fingerprintresistant
oleophobic coating, and support for a display of multiple languages and characters simultaneously.
This role will also suit a convicted sex offender who doesn’t want anyone to know.
For more details please contact Janice Nice.
There is no more important thing to a man than his genital well-being. Skiddington-based High Street retailer, World of Underpants, does exactly what it says on the sign. Their extensive
warehouse of over 3,000,000 square feet is a cornucopia of testicle garmentry boasting over 50,000 pairs of underpants ranging from vintage Y-fronts and Gentlemens’ corsets to barely there thongs and mankinis. They even have a small section of willy-warmers but keep that quiet.