Do you have an interest in bodily fluids?
Do you like rubbing things?
Do you feel more comfortable without underwear?
If so, this could be a perfect position for you. Epic Records require a part-time Freelance SpermnDonor for their Moistly Gardens HQ in Clunts.
The role involves masturbating into a plastic cup up to 16 times a day and all equipment such as gloves and filthy website URLs will be provided.
The ideal candidate will be educated to a nursery level and will have 1.1GHz
1.1GHz dual-core Intel Core m3 processor (Turbo Boost up to 2.2GHz) with 4MB L3 cach,
Configurable to 1.3GHz dual-core Intel Core m7 processor (Turbo Boost up to 3.1GHz) with 4MB L3 cache.
This role will also suit a loner who doesn’t have any friends.
For more details please contact Dick Missile.
Epic Records are Cool as Fuck. Fact. This cutting-edge vinyl shop sells all kind of musical equipment and drugs. Sponsoring local bands and acts such as End User, The Grunts, and Bobby Davro, this Record store is going places. (Although it’s been mainly based in a shed in Clunts since it opened in 1993). Owner Hairy Harry Hartburn doesn’t care what anyone thinks though because he’s a music man, not a corporate whore.