Are you a girl?
Do you have large breasts?
Are you very, very thick?
To qualify for a very large grant, Wartshire City Council has an EU requirement for a girl band.
Working 63 hours week (except Monday afternoon), 5 girls who look over 16 (but not as ancient as 20) will be required to perform song and dance routines at Wartshire Stadium.
Babycham, cigarettes, a limited supply of prescription chemicals and a limo will be provided as well as hats, thongs and knee high boots. And maybe bikinis.
Potential earnings could be in the billions as is world-wide fame and candidates don’t even need to have any GCSEs unless it’s in pouting, showing off and bending over.
The Girl Band’s current working title is ‘Girl on Girl’ but we might change this to ‘Call Girls’.
Previous candidates need not apply.
For more details please contact Simon Cow
Upper Minge-based, Wartshire City Council, can honestly claim to be the first council anywhere in the country to employ coloured people. Or was it colourful? Anyway, this go-getting local outfit
don’t abuse the hard-working tax payer with ridiculous expense claims and corrupt deals. Except that one time and they’ve nearly paid some of it back.