Do you have a passion for cabbage?
A hot spot for spuds?
A stiff one for cucumbers?
If so, you could the (wo)man we’re after. Top Vegan café and hippy retailer, Tofu King Tasty, is looking for a Head of Veg.
You must be able to go to the market on a daily basis and understand the difference between an aubergine and a fillet steak and not buy the meat product. This also goes for cheese and beans. Basically don’t buy anything with a face. Or that used to have a face.
This role will suit a person with dreadlocks and baggy clothing.
For more details please contact Aysha Flaps.
Haynus-based Tofu King Tasty is the leading Vegan, Hippy, Dogs on strings, mungbean munchers, café in the whole of Warts and Clunts. Starting out with just a specially-adapted bicycle and some matches, Aysha Flaps has now cooked her Tofu delights into a fully modernised former McDonald’s on Butthampton Flyover. No milk on Tuesdays.