Do you have very long arms?
Do you like taking photographs of strangers?
Do you know what a selfie is?
Have you got pouty lips?
Then we at cool and trendy pointless gift shop, iPhish.com ,have the very job for you.
To cover maternity leave, we require a Human Selfie Stick to help take pictures of the girls in our office for Facebook and Twatter who unfortunately don’t have long enough arms to take decent
selfies of themselfies.
The ideal candidate will be a human who gets along with vain and empty headed idiots.
For more details please contact Tia Maria.
Is it someone’s birthday at the office but you’ve only collected a tenner and don’t really know them very well? Or is it Secret Santa time? Or do you just like tack? Then cool and pointless trendy gift
shop, iPhish Ltd, is the place to go! If it’s pointless, we’ve got it. Plus get all your hen party twaddle and selfie sticks too! (And a limited supply of women’s sex toys but don’t say that too loud).