Are you reading this advert?
Do you know what it’s about?
Are you wondering why it’s not a proper job?
That’s because we at Accolade Recruitment are looking for a job poster because I frankly can’t be bothered any more. I don’t even get the minimum wage.
You’ll be expected to post 100 jobs a week with no breaks and mainly at night.
The ideal candidate will selfish, lazy and refuse to learn when faced with knowledge that could improve their career prospects.
They will be generally apathetic about bettering themselves and tend to blame others for their situation in life.
They will complain about everything and insult people who attempt to help them.
They will say things like “this always happens to me” when things go wrong and never work out that it was their own actions have placed them in their situation.
Ideally, they will also think that the people around them are conspiring to ruin their lives and they will think that success should come to them without putting out any effort for it.
They must talk when they listening would a better move and pay no attention to their surroundings or the moods of people they are speaking to. Their topic of most conversation other people when they complain and themselves when they boast.
That’s pretty much the sort of people Accolade employ.
If you think this is you, go for it. You’ll have a great time.
Previous myselfs need not re-apply
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