Do you like tight leggings?
Do you like to dress up to fight animals?
Are you Spanish?
If so, Gimpchester High Street Pet Shop, Animalicious, requires a Matador for our new in store children’s attraction ‘Total Bull’.
To cover air sickness, the ideal candidate will get a very competitive wage and will be expected to fight up to 8 bulls a day in small sand pit at the back of the shop. He or she will also be allowed to drink from a height from those funny shaped wine jug bottles and dance Flamingo music during breaks.
The candidate must also make sure they are running the latest version of either Windows 7 SP1 or Windows 8.1 Update.
Processor: 1 gigahertz (GHz) or faster processor or SoC. RAM: 1 gigabyte (GB) for 32-bit or 2 GB for 64-bit. Hard disk space: 16 GB for 32-bit OS 20 GB for 64-bit OS Graphics card.
(Sorry that’s the minimum requirements for Windows 10 not a Matador)
For more details please contact Fernando Cagando
Gimpchester High Street Pet Shop, Animalicious, truly appreciate the value of man’s best friends. These guys really do put the animals first and in fact, they are proud to claim that the manager of
their shop in Minge is Charlie, a 3 year-old Bonobo Chimp who’s strong ‘law of the jungle’ management style has already proven to be a great success despite the loss of some of the weaker and more stupid pets.