Do you like being inside things? Buildings, toilets, vaginas, anuses? (Not necessarily in that order)
We at Luxury Shed Beds (Where camping meets housing) have a vacancy for an inside job.
You mainly be working inside things such as sheds, beds, bags, boxes, cupboards and underwear.
You’ll also be expected to keep an eye on the company safe, learn the combination, hide under a desk after all the staff have gone and then rob it.
More details of where and when to drop the cash will follow. We never had this conversation, right?
For more details please put your CV and £20 in an envelope, write ‘Eileen Yoolick’ on it and leave it under the 4th bin from the Doggers Car Park in Fondleton Park, Wanglesea at midnight tonight. Don’t take any selfies.