I want you to pretend to sell ancient Egyptian pyramids and other artefacts like Sphinxters, Cleopatra needles and Mummies using my ingenious ‘pyramid’ scheme.
A pyramid scheme is a business model that recruits members via a promise of payments or services for enrolling others into the scheme, taking a small fee and a percentage of their future earnings.
As recruiting multiplies, it becomes quickly impossible, and most members are unable to profit; as such, pyramid schemes are unsustainable and often illegal.
But get in early and you’re laughing! The ideal candidate will ideally be a complete bastard with a healthy interest in ancient Egypt (knowing the language will also be very useful as you’ll be living in a tent very near the Nile)*.
But you won’t actually be selling pyramids or anything as that’s not allowed. You’ll actually be taking cash from idiots further down the pyramid than you – and you can’t say Pharaoh than that!
If you’re ready to join a fast-paced, deadline oriented team where good communication skills, then send your CV to Tooti Kamoon the Third.
*Note that some overtime will be required mainly in collecting water for the not quite EU-regulated toilet system.