I’ve been debating with a colleague at Rain Macs Ltd about who has the biggest testicles. It started as a joke about who was bravest but now it’s actually about who has the largest nuts.
We asked our respective girlfriends to measure them but he doesn’t believe mine and I certainly don’t trust anything that comes of his skanky bitch’s mouth.
Obviously, I don’t want to see his filthy hairy balls and he doesn’t want to see mine and of course, I don’t want his grubby girlfriend touching my healthy boys and won’t let my girl anywhere near his so we’re back to square one.
The ideal candidate will be age 18-40 with at least some years of experience in touching men’s gonads. She really needs to have a feel for the job (no pun intended).
Some measuring tape (pref inches) is also a requirement (but not a deal-breaker).
For more details please contact Holden McGroin.
Rain Macs Ltd – Trusted suppliers of Yellow Waterproof gear and Apple Macs since 1795.
Founded by an Estonian technical genius who realised that rain isn’t very good when it falls on a computer East Minge-outlet, Rain Macs Ltd, have been trusted suppliers of Yellow Waterproof gear and Apple Mac computers since 1795. Each Apple Mac comes complete with it’s own yellow waterproof hat meaning you can use your expensive PC outdoors even in very wet places like Wales, Glasgow and the Arctic. Just remember to check the voltage requirements.