T-Shirt Maker Forever Full Time Internship

Do you live in Bangladesh?
Do you like t-shirts?
Can you make them out of really cheap material for fat Westerners?

If so, top pointless gift shop, iPhish Ltd, needs brilliant seamstresses like you! And we’re not that bothered about ethics, morals, working conditions and human rights if you’re not.

Why Bangladesh?

Simple: labour and production costs are dirt cheap making clothes in Bangladesh costs less than just about anywhere else in the world.

And let’s not worry about those time-wasting Human Rights characters. Western companies like us admit that although working conditions in Bangladesh are far from ideal, they’re a whole lot

better than they would be if the garment industry wasn’t there at all.

Western demand has created jobs and training for millions of people, particularly women, offering a greater degree of independence and economic security.

So lucky you if you live there and are one of them!

For more details please contact Abdul Mungbean.

Required skills

• Woman
• Don’t eat much
• Sewing

Is it someone’s birthday at the office but you’ve only collected a tenner and don’t really know them very well? Or is it Secret Santa time? Or do you just like tack? Then cool and pointless trendy gift

shop, iPhish Ltd, is the place to go! If it’s pointless, we’ve got it. Plus get all your hen party twaddle and selfie sticks too! (And a limited supply of women’s sex toys but don’t say that too loud).