Is this you?
Haynus Police’s Astrological Team needs a Temporary Person.
We don’t want you to be a person all the time, just some of the time. We’d really like you to be a table, chair or maybe even a wheelie-bin on other occasions depending on requirements.
The position necessitates a lot of shift work, mainly shape-shifting but some night-shifts and day-shifts too. And Christmas, where we’d like you to be a tree for most of the month.
Previous Full Time People Need Not Re-apply
For more details please contact Gilgamesh the Shaman.