Are you the kind of worker who tries to avoid doing any?
Do you often hide in the toilet for hours on end?
Do you pretend to be in meetings all day in different buildings so that no one can really say where you are at any one time?
If so, hip and trendy office stationery supplier, Ideas Genie, has a position for a grade ‘A’ Timewaster in their Titshampton branch.
Your tasks will involve doing nothing for 4 hours a day (1pm – 5pm) and pretending to be busy if anyone asks.
The ideal candidate will be Spanish and educated by monks or nuns and must first complete an undergraduate degree program, usually in a science area such as biology or chemistry.
Following undergraduate school, you then must complete four years of medical school and a three-year residency. After that, a multi-year internship in the surgery department of a hospital is required.
The duration of this internship can vary, depending on the surgical specialty. After completing this advanced training, you’d then be qualified to start your own surgery practice or work as a lead surgeon in hospitals.
For more details please contact ZZ Top.
Titshampton outfit, Ideas Genie, don’t sit around chatting and drinking coffee. They think of things! (And then talk about it). Starting out in a single room with no toilet above a warehouse in a
Titshamption Industrial estate just 5 years ago, they now have a Portakabin with access to a public lavatory. That’s what happens when you work hard, play hard and think hard.