Are you the sort of colleague who likes to blame their mistakes on others?
Do you often shift the blame if something goes wrong because of what you did or didn’t do?
If so, top project management outfit, “Solutions Monkey” needs you! And you too! And you as well… In fact, we urgently require too many cooks to make massive errors in a website project we’re working on.
The ideal candidates will have worked on computery-type projects before and made loads of howlers due to being out of their depth, but somehow managed to avoid being sacked due to telling lots of lies.
P.s. Please note that no actual cooking is involved – just a working knowledge of how to blame JIRA for missing your sub-task due dates.
For more details please contact Mohammed Ace-Hole.
West Clunts-based Solutions Monkey are the kings of Project Management specialising in computers and talking – and talking about computers. No project is too big and no meeting too long. If you have money and time to waste then Solutions Monkey’s self-trained experts will waste it for you. For all your complicated PM needs contact Solutions Monkey today!