Are you a donkey who likes being on a beach?
Are you a dog who likes CSI Miami?
Are you a monkey who likes organ music?
Are you a canary that likes visiting gas-filled caves?
If so, major High Street Pet Shop, Animalicious, needs your Ass (or pelt or hide) for its new ‘Pets At Work’ attraction at Gimpchester Zoo!
Pets At Work aims to show animals at their very best, working to help make the world a better place and risking their lives for lazy humans.
And we’re not that bothered about ethics, morals, working conditions and animal rights if you’re not.
You’ll be able to feel pride in your work and pay your way in the world instead of sitting around doing nothing and expecting a silly woman to feed you and clean up your faeces.
And let’s not worry about those time-wasting Animal Rights Vegan characters. Whilst we admit although working conditions will far from ideal and the hours very long, they’re a whole lot better
than they would be if you lived in another part of the third world where you might be hunted, killed and eaten.
For more details please contact Dr Doolittle.
Gimpchester High Street Pet Shop, Animalicious, truly appreciate the value of man’s best friends. These guys really do put the animals first and in fact, they are proud to claim that the manager of
their shop in Minge is Charlie, a 3 year-old Bonobo Chimp who’s strong ‘law of the jungle’ management style has already proven to be a great success despite the loss of some of the weaker and more stupid pets.