Starting a Child Care Business Course
Was £536.25 Now £536.24
160 Months, Part-time
Provided by Titshampton Primary School
Due to stupidity, Catholicism, and a severe lack of contraceptive knowledge, there are now an estimated 8000% more kids in the world. And because no one wants to look after them, the demand for good quality childcare has skyrocketed!
The good news is that this huge increase in demand means there has never been a better time for setting up your own child care business!
This course is the ideal way to gain a Starting a Child Care Business qualification and no prior knowledge is required. It’s so easy to look after the brats!
If you have a large padded garage, sticky tape, rope and some crayons you’ll be up and running in no time. The Diploma in Starting a Childcare Business takes you step by step through the process. The course covers a wide range of practical and interesting topics such as the spanking, smacking and talking like a mong. Blub Blub Blub Blib Blib Blib etc.
Course Key Topics
The Starting a Child Care Business Course is divided into eight bite-size easy to understand modules.
Module 1: What is a child?
Module 2: Buying a garage and kitting it out.
Module 3: Advertising in local supermarkets
Module 4: Getting money from parents and the council
Module 5: Toys and Crayons
Module 6: Reducing Noise Levels
Module 7: Spanking and Smacking
Module 8: Hiding any bodies
The good news is that no prior learning knowledge or experience is essential to take this course.
This course is openly available to anyone wishing to get into this incredibly easy and lucrative business that, honestly, even a monkey could manage.